Evangelion pencil animations. So. Cool.

Posted on May 20, 2012 via A Bunch of Stupid Art with 4,128 notes

direhuman asked: What, not Eevee? D:

Um, Eevee is incredibly cute and very versatile, so that’s another favourite of mine. I just really want cuddles right now, so Snorlax came to mind.

Posted on May 20, 2012

direhuman asked: Favorite Pokemon?

I think I’ve already answered this in several iterations (offline), but I’d have to say Snorlax. Seriously, the thing is MADE of cuddles.

Posted on May 20, 2012

CG:

WHERE IS MY BOOK, BY THE WAY.?

TT:

Which book would this be?

CG:

THE ROMANCE ONE?

CG:

THE ONE I WAS TELLING DAVE ABOUT?

TT:

I certainly have no idea what you are talking about.

TT:

I have quite a few novels in my quarters, but they are all grand, sweeping epics on the scale of Kafka, or Proust.

CG:

YOU DO TO!

CG:

WHO?

CG:

YOU KNOW MY EXACT NOVEL DAMMIT!

CG:

THE TRASHY ROMANCE ONE?

CG:

IT WAS A BRILLIANT WORK OF ALTERNIAN FICTION.

TT:

I have not seen any trashy novels.

TT:

Perhaps you left it somewhere?

TT:

I would be more than happy to help you look.

TT:

As would Kanaya.

CG:

UGH!

CG:

YOU TWO ARE MEDDLING AGAIN.

CG:

I CAN FEEL IT.

TT:

Meddling?

TT:

Why, perish the thought.

TT:

I am merely offering my assistance in the recovery of a cherished bit of Alternian smut.

CG:

FINE.

CG:

COME TO MY RESPITE BLOCK.

CG:

KEEP THE MEDDLING TO A MINIMUM.

CG:

OR SO HELP ME...

TT:

I will attempt to suppress my insatiable need to rifle through your possessions.

TT:

*Several minutes later, there is a knock on Karkat's door. Rose lets herself in without waiting for the troll to answer.*

CG:

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED SO I COULD LET YOU IN

CG:

-HE HISSED AT THE GIRL FROM HIS SEAT-

TT:

It would not have been productive, or led to success in our search for your book.

TT:

*Rose grinned in that special condescending way she did when she was utilizing her Seer powers.*

CG:

WHY ARE YOU GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT AT ME?

CG:

-HE HUFFS AND TURNS AWAY FROM HER-

TT:

No particular reason. Now, shall we begin our search?

CG:

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW?

CG:

IT WAS IN MY ROOM.

CG:

SOMEWHERE.

CG:

AND I ASSUMED YOU TOOK IT.

CG:

WHILE YOU MEDDLED.

TT:

Perhaps I should examine your bookshelves for you?

TT:

Why don't you look under the bed?

TT:

*She moves over to the bookshelf*

CG:

-HE LOOKS UNDER THE BED, NOTING THE AMOUNT OF TRASH HE HAS-

TT:

*While Karkat is distracted, Rose quickly selects several books from the shelf and shoves them into the satchel she brought along with her.*

TT:

I do not see it,

CG:

-HE TURNS AROUND AND NOTICES A LARGE BULGE IN THE PACK SHE HAD-

CG:

HEY...

CG:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

CG:

-HE STOMPS OVER TO HER AND SNEERED-

TT:

*Rose puts on a poker face, perfected through years of passive aggressive combat with her mother.*

TT:

I beg your pardon?

CG:

-HE SNACHES THE BAG AND TIPS IT OVER, ALLOWING HIS BOOKS TO PILE ONTO THE FLOOR-

CG:

.........

TT:

Observe, I have solved the mystery.

CG:

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STEALING MY BOOKS.

TT:

Obviously, my bag acquired sentience, and a taste for terrible romance novels.

TT:

*She takes off the bag and stomps on it pointedly.*

TT:

Bad bag.

CG:

-HE HISSES-

CG:

ANSWER ME FUCKING TRUTHFULLY!

TT:

I submit my larcenous handbag to you for punishment, Karkat.

TT:

*She kicks it over to him*

Posted on May 18, 2012 via Bees. My god. with 2 notes

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direhuman asked: FRIEEEEEENDSSSSSS

FRIENDS *hugs* (I will be Hanners, and you can be my kitty)

Posted on May 17, 2012 with 1 note

Reblog if i’m allowed to go to your ask box and be bestfriends with you.

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Posted on May 17, 2012 via HATERS GON HATE with 30,962 notes

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2384) Hi, I’ve noticed quite a few posts lately that are about still being short even after starting T and I just wanted to let those people know that once you start it you can still grow up to 3 inches taller (that isn’t an exact number just how much I grew :D) I was 18 and 5’4 when I started T and now I’m 23 and 5’7 and I did most of my growing within the first year or two. So, just to give some of you hope of getting taller, it IS possible :D

Sorry to upset other FTMs, but the only way that happens is if you are still growing (so you would get taller anyways) or from a possible decrease in slouching due to more confidence. T has not been shown to have any affect on height. Remember to check the medical research.

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Posted on May 17, 2012 via FTM Confessions with 12 notes

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dapperyounglad:

hairbowsandbullets:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

Loki Laufeyson is best known as the God of Mischief, but he is much more. He is one of the three Gods who gifted humankind with life. He is the God of the Hearthfire, a place more commonly held by Goddesses in other pantheons. He is the mother of Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged stead. Some of His other children include Fenrir, the World-Eating Wolf; Jörmungandr, the Midgard-Serpent; and Hel, the Giantess-Goddess of the Underworld. Most interesting and least known, however, is that Loki is the patron God of Ergi, or, Unmanly Behavior. Ergi includes a wide array of attributes and activities, from cross-dressing to receiving anal penetration. Also of interest, argr, the adjectival form of ergi, also translates in modern usage as angry or annoyed. In conclusion, Loki is (one of) the patron God(s/esses) of Hard Femme.

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Fuck yes. The more you know. And now… I have like… totally renewed my interest in Norse mythology

“In conclusion, Loki is (one of) the patron God(s/esses) of Hard Femme.” YES. YES. YES.

Posted on May 17, 2012 via fuck yeah, hard femme! with 5,106 notes

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Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a health problem of any kind? It’s because they’re fat. A fat person is single? Well, duh. Fat. They deserve it. A fat person is poor? That’s not surprising-obviously they have bad judgment and no impulse control! Because why would a smart person choose to be fat? If a fat person goes to a restaurant and sits on a broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they’re fat. But if a thin person sits on the same broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they sat on a broken chair.

Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility (via broadist)

Negative experience = because of your fat

Positive experience = in spite of your fat

Also: this is a fab post, but don’t read the comments. I cried.

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Posted on May 17, 2012 via broadist with 3,918 notes

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Shout out to Dave Strider for being the most adventurous dude in Homestuck porn.

direhuman:

Whenever there are kinks to be had, or weird alien genitalia to be explored, Dave Strider is there.

In a dream bubble with Tavros? I wonder if he’s got an enormous tentacle I can put up my ass.

Older brother’s into puppets? Well now he’s into piercings and bloodplay, too.

Terezi’s got a chest-vagina where her sternum would be? Karkat’s got a lotus blossom of tentadicks? Sweet.

Trapped in the future? Better fuck my own sister.

Oh, hey Jade. You’re still surprisingly normal, right? We’re just going to have normal, hetero missionary sex for procreation? Sigh, I guess… wait. What’s that? You’ve got a dick? And have 6 breasts like a dog? And we’re going to have a threesome with my time-displaced bird clone? Whew, for a second I was worried.

Dave Strider, everyone. Real American hero.

You know, the phrase “lotus blossom of tentadicks” is a phrase I need to read more often. Just, so poetic.

Posted on May 16, 2012 via Let's do this thing. with 36 notes

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